h0lliday:

i love this so much.

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

via: boysandgirlsofeveryage

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

via: pudgyson

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

via: pudgyson
In the future...
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.
I think my mother ships Thorki.
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace. Through you.
Mom: Yeah! Gay marriage!
Me: What?
Mom: Gay marriage. Asgard supports it.
Me: Yeah, I heard you, but... What?
Mom: He wanted to ally their kingdoms, right?
Me: ...
Mom: Loki! Thor! Marriage! Bam, problem solved.
No saber coquetear.

thejaimito:

Te gustan las papah frita’ y esa cosah ?

(Fuente: dont-cry-bitch)

via: basuraparallevar
person: but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
me: shhh do you hear that?
me: it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧
Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It’s a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck. The end.
via: sodamnrelatable